Disclaimer

To clarify

Mrs. BumDad has, ah, kindly requested that I provide a disclaimer:

 

My mother-in-law is many things,* but a meth-manufacturing prostitute is not one of them.**

 

As with many of my attempts at humor, the yo' mama jokes aimed at my mother-in-law failed to register with some readers (well, one reader...thanks again, Dad!)

 

So please stop asking me for her beeper number.

 

Thank you.

 

*The inspiration behind this blog (the funny parts, anyway, and none of the four-letter words or references that include the phrase "pimp-slapping"), the baker of delicious brownies, and loving Taddy to my pride and joy

 

**To my knowledge